
“Mom, Dad, I’m gay.”
“Ok… so do you want pizza for dinner or just McDonalds?”“Mom….I’m…”
“Gay. Yeah.”
“You knew?”
“I ship you and your best friend.”
“Ship?”
“I ship it.”
“Well…We’re dating. Is it fine?”
“Does he like reading?”
“Yeah. He read all those old books you liked when you were a kid. You know that series about those Greek god kids and wizards and that boy who bakes a lot and that-“
“You have my permission to marry him. Now let’s go to Disneyland.”^^this.
I ship it.
I ship it.“Mom, Mom, I’m gay.”
“We have taught you well.”
Haha i ship it!
“Mom, dad, I’m gay.”
Dad to mom: “You owe me five bucks.”
“Mum, I’m gay…” “Excellent!”
This made my day
“Dad, I’m gay” HELL NO YOU AIN’T! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!! “What?” “Well, what the hell did you expect me to...